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fini-mun:

fefeferi:

when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt

Worst feeling

like when u hide the tequila, HANNA. I luv u tho.

(via annamayfrance)

okcupid kills me.

It was great talking to one of my best friends from back home but then she started lecturing me when I talked about sex work and that’s not cool yo. Now it’s like I wanna do it in spite because I’m an asshole like that.

Anonymous asked: How long have you been in california?

Like probably over two months now and it’s so weird not having friends because there was not a day I was alone back home. I am honestly the most sociable person ever and could talk to a n y o n e but here it’s like I just don’t care to get to know anyone I meet. I don’t know what my deal is.

The only time I really think about getting laid is when I’m drunk and I’m drunk right now and it just kills to know that if I were back home I could be fucking a handful of people and maybe if I were more outgoing I could be getting laid here BUT I’M NOT BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE WEIRD AND I HAVE TO STOP TYPING NOW BECuse I’M MAKING A PAINED FACE AND I CAN’T SSEE THE SCREEN ANYMORE

I have a serious burn on my boob because when I lit a match the top part just popped off and fucking ATTACKED MY BOOB OWWW OW OWW there’s a burn mark on my boob help

kaileighmarie:

Ummm no one is kissing me right now???? Rude

I feel this way a lot.

So I’m pretty white and I know technically being white I am an oppressor but I, personally, as a person u know, do not oppress a single soul so don’t hate me I’m sorry I think you’re all wonderful ok

When people say the new Gatsby movie was disappointing compared to THE ORIGINAL MOVIE ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME THAT MOVIE WAS AWFUL

michaeldonovan:

My shot of Lil Debbie for Ladygunn Magazine

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wedreamoficecream:

What a face…

100% done

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bleachlondon:

Pink bob by Sharmaine :)

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