February 2010
So, Taylor Swift won,
meaning I just skinned her.
I’m going to pawn her scalp first. Any takers?
I'm sorry, but why are the grammys still on?
I'm officially toning it down.
I apologize.
GET IT, BEYONCE. GET IT.
BABY, I CAN SEE YOUR HALO.
I want to hug Beyonce.
She deserves everything. I’m upset. I’m upset. I’m upset.
PSH, BON JOVI?
MORE LIKE BAD…JOVI….
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Wait,
I thought MJ threw his kids over a balcony?
I really just want Michael Jackson to show up at...
doubledoors:
“JUST KIDDING BITCHES!”
Funny,
I dont’ remember dropping acid.
Oh my god.
I almost feel sorry for her…
Where's Kanye when you need him?
(via halvesandhave-nots)
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I'm sorry,
did Ryan Seacrest just talk about how great Taylor Swift’s lyrics were?
HERL YER, AMERIKER!
doubledoors:
(via halvesandhave-nots)
COLD BERR!
HERT PERKERTS!
You know Katie wants to club him for calling her...
sometimesyouleave:
(via ladyjour)
Katy ;]
Thank you for being kind and not ripping me to shreds like most would.
You know Katie wants to club him for calling her...
halvesandhave-nots:
Is it okay that once Justin Bieber came on the screen I immediately started dying of laughter?
Completely.
You know what, Beyonce?
Don’t let them get you down. You have the best…WOAH DISTRACTED BY FAT BLACK WOMAN DANCING AND SLASH…
ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING?
YOU’RE FUCKING JOKING?
YO, KINGS OF LEON. I’LL CLUB YOU ALL LIKE BABY SEALS IN A SECOND, BUT BEYONCE HAD THE BEST ALBUM OF ALL TIME.
And Taylor Swift wins best comedy album!
What's on Joe's face?
And when is Kevin going to come out of the closet?
things.
ledauphine:
The weather here has been especially miserable as of late, which has led me to think a lot about the summer—and what exactly I plan on doing with mine. I’ve been throwing around a couple of ideas, some more practical than others, and I feel like I should start consolidating a list. Here’s what I’ve considered so far, and if any of you have some ideas you’d like to contribute—stuff...
Sorry I'm so obnoxious during grammys, oscars,...
I’m just so giddy for celebrities.
SHIT, FERGIE.
I swear to God,
if Taylor wins I will skin someone alive.
Oh, Pink.
You so silly, swingin’ all around.
I think Lady Gaga is as overrated as Demi.
therestoomanynumbers:
She doesn’t have THAT much talent and people only lose their shit over her because she’s a trend and she wears ridiculous outfits. Shrug.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3R3KqrJAI4
I disagree. She’s got an insane amount of talent.
Beyonce is the best performer, ever.
Hands down. No one can even begin to compare.
You are a fucking douche bag and I hate you.
WOAH, WHAT?! Nothing.
Oh, fuck.
Beyonce, I’ve already got chills.
You know,
sphericalfive:
ladyjour:
I hope people know that this is the month in which you’re supposed to set your facebook display picture as a celebrity you’ve been told you look like. Because, I have a feeling a lot of people don’t, and they think I’m a freak.
well, i know this, but the program kept telling me i looked like america ferrera. if you can tell me who i really look like, i’ll join you....
You know,
I hope people know that this is the month in which you’re supposed to set your facebook display picture as a celebrity you’ve been told you look like. Because, I have a feeling a lot of people don’t, and they think I’m a freak.
I'm going to throw Lindsey Marie the most fabulous...
There will be cake, sparkling grape juice, wonderfully wrapped gifts, and plenty of good food.
But she doesn’t know that.
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formspring.me
Where do you live? Do you like it there?
I live in a small town in southern Illinois (nowhere near Chicago). It has it’s charms, but for the most part, I don’t like it at all. We don’t have anything here. Not even a cafe, mall, movie theater, etc. The only luxury we have is Walgreens.
How old are you?
I’m seventeen, awkward age.
...
January 2010
Sometimes some good emotional abuse is all you...
I haven’t cried like that in a while. I feel refreshed. I like that the first thing I did was put my Amanda Palmer cd in. She saves me.
I want spring and summer to come.
Looking at colleges makes me physically sick.
I just realized what time it is. Goodnight.
A girl came in the cafe and sat by herself at a table near the window. She was very pretty with a face fresh as a newly minted coin if they minted coins in smooth flesh with rain-freshened skin, and her hair was black as a crow’s wing and cut sharply and diagonally across her cheek.
I looked at her and and she disturbed me and made me very excited. I wished I could put her in the story,...
A literary feast.
Books that allow you to feel things that you’ve never felt before are an absolute gift.
Anonymous asked: Have you ever thought of getting a p.o. box? I'm sure people would send you things, and write you things. I know I would. You could have pen pals without the worry of stalkers. :)
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formspring.me
I’d like to travel places with you.
I’d love for you to travel places with me.
You strike me as the type of person who would like the art nouveau style. Correct me if I’m wrong. :]
No, I definitely fancy it. I saw all of Antonio Gaudi’s gorgeous nouveau architecture in Spain and I fell in madly in love.
Ask me anything
“Every man’s life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived...”
– Ernest Hemingway
